Something tests will never be able measure

I love when real life lessons unexpectedly infiltrate into the classroom, causing you to change your course.

Today I had a student bring this bag into school. This lovely, drool-worthy Tiffany & Co. bag.

What do you suppose was inside this bag that instills lust in the hearts of women everywhere?

Oh only dirty socks and muddy soccer cleats.

"Attention class! Today we're going to talk about the concept of irony."